Don’t worry, there isn’t a monster living under your bed, the sound you are hearing is just _.One unexpected benefit to breastfeeding is _.Gerber’s newest baby food flavor is _.It would be epic if the baby’s first word(s) were _.Eating the placenta is out, now holistic medicine recommends that you are supposed to eat the _ shortly after birth.The weirdest thing someone could use as an improvised diaper would be _.The ultimate dad joke goes, “Hi _, I am dad.”.Sorry, but _ is not an acceptable Science Fair Project.The next Muppets movie will be titled: “The Muppets take _.”.After growing up in the spotlight, Tommy Pickles turned to _ to help deal with the pressure.I knew a covid pregnancy was going to be tough, but I never would have expected _.In an alternate reality, there is no Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, or Santa Claus, instead all gifts are delivered by _.I was ashamed, yet oddly proud when I used my baby/pregnancy as an excuse so I did not have to _.After having a kid, there is nothing I wouldn’t do for 30 minutes alone with _.The most ridiculous excuse I ever used to get my kid out of school was _. Barney, the purple dinosaur, will now be replaced with _.Barney, the purple dinosaur, had to be fired after he was caught on tape _._ could either be the absolutely worst name for a baby, or the absolute best, and I genuinely do not know which.What is more suspicious than a quite baby/toddler?.They say to watch out for the terrible twos, but you should actually watch out for the _.What is the best way to calm a crying baby? (Fake Answers Only).
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